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Field AmbrosiaHe dragged his tongue around  my hand like a brush wet  with violet paint, coloring  my palm with the juice  of blueberries burst  under the pressure,   
rolling the crushed pulp  into his mouth, dribbling saliva  tainted and stained with  blueberry blood  running down my arm  leaving streaks like veins.   
My offering swallowed  drawn in with a syrupy gulp  and the tongue resurfaced,  blindly groping, greedy,  expecting more to manifest  and more comes: another handful   
the fortieth or fiftieth,  my plastic bucket drained  by Field Ambrosia
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Alpha and Omega“The Title of Matthew’s Play”   
A Christmas play   
By Matthew Morris   Characters:  Little Red Riding Hood  
King of Wolves  
GRANDMOTHER (always speaks from closet, voice only)  
Another Wolf  
Santa Claus   
Sets:  Woods  GRANDMOTHER’S House   
Scene 1:   
{Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH) wanders onto the stage from stage right.  She's in the woods, obviously lost, and is humming to herself nervously.  She gets about center stage when a loud ditty begins playing.  She shrieks, drops her basket, and ducks to the ground Alpha and Omega
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The Joy of LossThe Prelude:   Contemplating Cassandra   
 Cassandra is three different people.   This is not to say she has a split personality, because she’s three people in a very mentally balanced way.  Fact is, the creative process allows for quite a lot of options as things develop, and I perceived three equally valid Cassandras as the premise for this story matured.  They were different in many ways, but a similar creative strand ran through all of them: the essence that makes Cassandra who she is, whoever she is.  None of them look the same, or even very similar, but they are all beauti The Joy of Loss
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Shot with a BombGarbled tambourine  ultimate machine!  marquis lost his hat  back in Tennessee.  Trusty Martin Sheen  will he intervene?  It'll all be keen  cuz slant rhymes are fine.   
Malevolent virgins  I call it  handjob prowess.  Hey, at least their  heroin is pure.   
A fierce duel beneath  the lightning-cracked sky  rushed against curving stairs  pajama pants heroine  is soundly defeated,  with humility.   
Premature tempest,  bolts and drops  and blanketed stars.  The outcome of the  poem, and all, forever  altered b Shot with a Bomb
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The History of CreationThe History of Creation   
At the start of it all,   Aga was of flesh.  Dissatisfied with the weakness of the flesh, Aga the Great   reached from the skies  plunging his mighty fists   into the hard ground.  From the metal therein,   Aga the Strong fashioned arms.  Cutting his own arms from his flesh,  
 Aga affixed the newer, stronger ones,  hurling the flesh to the earth.   From the flesh and ground  sprung the first race of people,   great of might and strength.   
Pleased, Aga surveyed the new arms   and survey The History of Creation
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Gumbo Folk: Awesomize
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The Importance of Being Frank—The Importance Of Being Frank—   
 
At the end of this story, a Frenchman will be eaten by African driver ants.   
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Silvie closed the stall door behind her; she closed it timidly, with an empty expression on her face. Her hand shook. She paused for a moment, her mouth half open, her lip curled upward, and The Importance of Being Frank
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Like An Avalanche 'Questio...'They say I have a heart like an avalanche:  I have yet to find out what this means.  I laid in bed last night and thought about it.  Perhaps they mean:          My heart is pure and white                  but heavy, and gaining fast.  
Maybe it’s just my heart:          Is like a local baseball player                  but that can’t be it.  It might not have been Like An Avalanche 'Questio...'
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My valiant return!

Fri Feb 9, 2007, 4:18 PM
In a way.
I'm not going to make promises of being more active, now that I actually post something. I don't really expect to. But I've written some stuff, and I figured I'd submit a little.

Way too much has happened to document it here. I can't even begin to start. It kinda sucks, because I sort of want to share with all my "virtual" friends that I've been disconnected from. Maybe I'll be motivated to do so someday.

For now, have fun reading whatever I submit. I'll try to get around to doing some critiques (I have a backlog of 142), but it'll probably be slow work. So if you get comments on things you've long since forgotten, that's probably me.

That's all for now.

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  • Reading: Neuromancer
  • Watching: The Third Man

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  • Current Residence: Sur les filles.
  • Interests: Dirt.
  • Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Waking Ned Devine, Who Framed Roger Rabbit; I'm going into the film industry.
  • Favourite band or musician: TMBG, Modest Mouse, The Flaming Lips, Blur, The White Stripes, The Libertines, The Pixies, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Primarily rock, and the subgenres therein.
  • Favourite artist: René Magritte, and on a more personal level, murk.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett
  • Wallpaper of choice: It'll be a Zelda background when I start using my laptop again.
  • Skin of choice: My white stuff is fine, but I'm no racist.
  • Favourite game: Meteos, Fire Emblem, and finishing up MP2 on hard mode. Killer 7 is an incredible game.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Any Nintendo.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zim, the Angry Beavers
  • Personal Quote: "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused."
  • Tools of the Trade: Fools don't use tools.

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*NekoAiTorankusu:iconNekoAiTorankusu: Apr 17, 2008, 2:31:34 PM
:iconohjoyplz: Hi, random deviant! :D

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`insaneone:iconinsaneone: Jan 18, 2008, 10:18:03 PM
Hey was passing through hope you have a great weekend !!! :)

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Mood: Love ~EmotionalMaelstrom:iconEmotionalMaelstrom: May 31, 2007, 11:18:00 PM
You oughta come back on DA! :)

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Omne ignotum pro magnifico est.
~girlfits:icongirlfits: May 26, 2007, 9:51:03 PM
you don't get on DA much, do you Matthew??

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If you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague.
~StoneAnnexCipher:iconStoneAnnexCipher: Feb 15, 2007, 8:30:14 AM
Hello.
I like your blueberries.
~tassel:icontassel: Jan 4, 2007, 1:41:10 PM
I remember you!


Happy new year. :p

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My mom thinks you're my american boyfriend! :blahblah:
Mood: Astonished ~anachronisticanomaly:iconanachronisticanomaly: Dec 19, 2006, 8:49:16 AM
hey...it's waffle.

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For some reason, i have a terrible inkling that things are going to go badly. very badly.
~DarkAce777:iconDarkAce777: Oct 31, 2006, 7:58:14 AM
Hey man, just popped in the forums for the first time in about a year. Glad to see you're still active. How's it been?

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Blades don't need reloadin`!

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~freerangepenguin:iconfreerangepenguin: Aug 27, 2006, 9:52:58 PM
Hey!

:hug:

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Mango penguin flamingos tripping over ten-inch heels and ties...
~AdlerAugende:iconAdlerAugende: Jun 20, 2006, 1:05:05 AM
wow I'm goin through people I watch that haven't posted in a whiles' galleries...and i'm still amazed by this stuff even though I may have read it already
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